8/29 馬娘圖 雜談+魯道夫小劇場之一

我宣布今天是眼鏡娘元年。至於什麼時候滅亡，窩不知道。最近玩遊戲有點懶，看到波旁卡想抽又覺得算了等神鷹實在，波旁卡少了一些在這劇本需要的素質，只能蛋雕了。

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以下魯道夫小劇場，不是什麼冷笑話劇團，是打算寫一寫日理萬機的魯道夫會長，到底每天要面對多少馬娘的請願，以及請願內容能不能過關，還是......？反正是個不定時的企劃，偶爾會出偶爾不會。以下是先行版，之後會用比較長或比較多的篇幅來寫。

第一封請願：「尊敬的會長，我正煩惱著哪樣的簽名才能發揮我迷人的霸王風采？請會長發揮慧眼，在這麼多都很棒的簽名中選出最完美的一個吧！哈～哈哈哈（附件有三十五種不同字體的簽名）。」請願者：好歌劇

回復：第六個。准。

第二封請願：「食堂可以擴建嗎？希望有更多的菜色能夠選擇！希望特雷森能成為全日本總食堂！」請願者：特別周。

回復：會與理事長洽談。暫准。

第三封請願：「會長～多點時間陪我啦～並跑要一周一次！」請願者：東海帝王。

回復：跟小栗帽比賽大胃王勝利就可以。駁回。

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以此類推，至少會寫120封請願信，中間若有新馬娘會再增加。

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